I found it on facebook and translated it. It might be old for you, but it made me laugh hard :p
In New York, a new shop has just been opened, where women can choose and buy a husband. On the entrance are exposed the instructions on how the shop works: 1) You can only visit the shop once 2) There are 6 floors and the characteristics of men get better climbing 3) You can choose any man on a floor or climb to the next. 4) You can't descend to a lower floor.
A woman decides to go visit the "Husbands Shop" to find a companion
On the first floor the sign on the door says: "these men have a job." The woman decides to climb to the next one.
On the second floor the sign on the door says: "These men have a job and love children." The woman decides to climb to the next one.
On the third floor the sign on the door says: "These men have a job, love children and are extremely handsome." "Wow" the woman thinks, but feels like climb more.
On the fourth floor the sign on the door says: "These men have a job, love children, are completely handsome and help with the housework" "incredible" crys out the woman, "I can hardly resist!", but still climbs once again.
On the fifth floor the sign on the door says: "These men have a job, love children, are completely handsome, help with the housework and are extremely romantic." The woman is tempted to remain and pick one, instead she decides to climb to the last floor.
Sixth floor: You're the 31,456,012 visitor of this floor. There's no men here, this floor exists only to show how impossible it is to satisfy a woman. Thanks for choosing our shop." ___
In front of this shop a "Wives shop" has been opened.
On the first floor there's women who like to have sex.
On the second floor there's women who love to have sex and aren't annoying.
The floors from third to sixth HAVEN'T EVER BEEN VISITED.
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